CB3 Bar Battles, Kelly’s Bike Mea Culpa, Bloomberg Snark

The early reports from last night’s excruciating CB3 bar brawl (EV Grieve).

Drunk driving arrests up on the LES (DNA Info).

To debate or not to debate: Reshma Saujani turns up the pressure on Carolyn Maloney (Daily News).

Bloomberg to reporter: “I’m sorry that my English is apparently not good enough for you.” (NYT)

Did Real Housewives of New York fan the flames at Chinatown hot spot Apotheke? (Guest of a Guest)

Kelly concedes the confiscation of bikes during the president’s visit could have been handled better (DNA Info).

The LES plays a central role in Josh Cohen’s new novel, “Witz.” (Tablet).

Banh Mi Saigon, formerly located in the back of a jewelry store, gets its own home (Zagat).